charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

It does read like some Game of Thrones shit. The Thirteen Kingdoms of America.

femmessias2:

staybeautifulmp3:

i think the thing about seinfeld is that like, 75% of george and jerry’s problems would be solved if they ever listened to a woman and 90% of elaine’s problems would be solved if she ever slept with a woman

just like men and women in real life

thoodleoo:

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i’d be like honey look this amphora’s got achilles and ajax playing dice on it

lidrens:

lizardsister:

daily affirmations

rainebownerd:

Erika just reached into almost every daughter’s nightmares and pulled this line out and Brennan knew exactly how to respond to that

a03heralding:

I’m fiending for all three of them ngl-

kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

hey is it just me or does allowing replies from sideblogs sound like a horrible idea

ALT

i change my mind this update is awesome

nepeteaa:

fishgirlautism:

great-and-small:

I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

recommendations from the notes :)

• studio 252MYA (paleontology)
• ray troll’s webstore (surrealist fish designs)
• liberty graphics t-shirts (biology/dinosaurs)
• present indicative (science-themed clothing + home items)
• donbea tees - something fishy collection (silly fish puns about substance use)
• camp mustelid (nature themes)
• crime pays but botany doesn’t (botany/biology)
• umvvelt (marine biology patterns)
• morningwitch (nature patterns)
• svaha USA (science patterns)
• cognitive surplus (some clothing, but mostly home items)

CM MENTION!!!!!! thanks so much :-)

here’s a few more great nature themed small biz shops for you to check out!

MOTEL777 nature goodies with a cryptic twist

Curlworks cute critters with a hint of silly

Fossilforager especially good if you’re a bug or amphibian fan

Quailtea Goods wide range of animal art including mythical ones!

Loonpflug specialty on plants and insects!

Come support some cool small businesses for your nature inspired shopping! 🌟🍁

mathswizard:

knowyournewmeme:

You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs